Monday, January 23, 2012

Taylor Swift: I was enchanted to meet yooooouuuuuuu....
Celine: I like a boy....*sigh*
Taylor: You loooooveee him......
Celine: No....I kind of just met him....
Taylor: But you looooveee himm......
Celine: NO! I DONT!
Taylor: YES YOU DO M***ER F***ER!!!!! NOW PUT ON A F***ING BALL GOWN, HAVE A FIGHT WITH YOUR F***ING DAD, SIT ON THE F***ING STAIRS, CRY, SING ABOUT IT, AND WAIT FOR THE GUY YOU JUST F***ING MET A DAY AGO TO RING YOUR F***ING DOORBELL AND PROPOSE TO YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ONLY A F***ING FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL (which is pretty much my only audience nowadays).....
Celine: HOLY SH*T, ALRIGHT!
Taylor: OKAY...................... I was enchanted to meet yooooouuuuuuu.........
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7 comments:

  1. nataliaa!!January 23, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. who's taylor? SHES HILARIOUS.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2012 at 11:12 AM

      babe i love you but it is taylor swift. haha. the person who wrote the song. DOII.

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    2. nataliaa!!January 23, 2012 at 11:30 AM

      i thot that someone was singing the song and u were listening to them sing it and they were like, commenting on what u were saying SORRY. becuz why would taylor swift say such profanities? its like unthinkable. TAYLOR SWIFT IS AN ANGEL. ...lol i was so sure.

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    3. Iliza GraceJanuary 23, 2012 at 2:27 PM

      just so that everything's clear:
      taylor=taylor swift
      she curses because we all know she would never curse.........that's the funny part..... =P

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    4. Iliza GraceJanuary 23, 2012 at 2:29 PM

      and also the version of taylor swift in this came from our (celine and me) nogins... so yes...we are HILARIOUS! XD

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    ILIZA <3

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  3. Iliza GraceJanuary 23, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    teehee <3

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